Reader. Dreamer. Person.I live & breathe books and delve into films of wonder and splendour. Music is oxygen. Family is everything. Love comes slowly, wondrously.Life is simple, beautiful. The world is an art.

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escapingintoabook:

a-quietcorner:

You know you’re reading a good book when you start speaking to it…

I’m honestly more likely to start sarcastically speaking to a terrible book. “Oh yeah that’s a FANTASTIC choice very realistic”

hotwinger:

"If you hate Tumblr so much, you should just delete your account."

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dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

(Source: tibets)

  • Friend: *sneezes*
  • Me: Bless you
  • Friend: *sneezes five more times*
  • Me: chill

I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?

  • People outside the U.S.: The fuck is going on in America?
  • People inside the U.S.: The fuck is going on here?

pickeringtonlibrary:

LIBRARIANS

So true.  Kinda painful how true this is.

(Source: shiftglass)

brused:

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.

brused:

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.

(Source: eternalgirlscout)

exoticwild:

I have a ‘to-read’ pile as massive as my existential crisis.

xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

Him: We finish each other’s s-
Me: -ocial justice rants

  • Age 5: i wanna be part of the xmen
  • Age 18: i wanna be part of the xmen