Reader. Dreamer. Person.I live & breathe books and delve into films of wonder and splendour. Music is oxygen. Family is everything. Love comes slowly, wondrously.Life is simple, beautiful. The world is an art.
EMBRACE YOUR INNER LUNATIC. FUN TIMES GUARANTEED.
- High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
- Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
- Actual College Professor: lol same.
okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.
it dont even feel like september it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time
- 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
- 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
- 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty